2007-03-28 16:40:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese:
White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."
Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese and she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."
MEXICAN kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!
2007-03-28 16:45:12 · answer #1 · answered by strawberry 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Why do Mexicans have tamales on christmas? So they have something to unwrap.
What's the difference between a white and a mexican? A shower.
2007-03-28 16:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by Danielle 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons?
Jose and Hose B
2007-03-28 18:26:59 · answer #3 · answered by beachrat808 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to my previous questions. You'll see a mexican joke, although it's not real short. It's funny though...
2007-03-28 16:43:49 · answer #4 · answered by QDPie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a garden hose? A mexican water fountain.
2007-03-28 16:44:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have one joke for you. here it is: Why was the mexican girl pregnant at the age of 14?
Answer: Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
2007-03-28 17:00:40 · answer #6 · answered by navi 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
what do you call a mexican baptism? A BEAN DIP! hahahaha
what do you call mexican basketball teams? JUAN on JUAN hahaha...
2007-03-28 17:13:00 · answer #7 · answered by blue_is_troo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
New Mexican Jokes
2017-03-02 05:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by landrigan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one carnal:
Mom, mom!-said Pepito- everybody says I'm a monster!
Don't listen to them Pepito, close your three eyes and go to sleep...
(Spanish)
Mamá, mamá!-dijo Pepito-Todos en la escuela me dicen monstruo.
No les hagas caso-dijo su mamá-cierra tus tres ojitos y vete a dormir...
Have fun!!!!!!
2007-03-28 16:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
why cant mexico win medals in olympics?
everyone from there that could run swim or jump snuck into the usa already
2007-03-28 16:44:16 · answer #10 · answered by gregs111 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋