help me up i wanna lafe
2007-03-28 16:37:40 · 6 answers · asked by tawfeeq a 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There is a newlywed couple and they are about to consumate their marriage... The huge burly husband takes his pants off and throughs them to his very slinder wife and says "try these on" ...She puts them on and says these are way too big... He says "thats right and don't forget that I wear the pants in this marriage" The wife takes her panties off and throws them to her husband and says try these on.. He puts them on and can't quite get them past his knees He says there is no way I can get into your panties... She says "that's right and don't forget that until your attitude changes."!!!
Hope you like it.
2007-03-28 17:56:58 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Three Americans were up against a very large Russian in a wrestling meet. They were nervous because he had a famous move called "The Russian Pretzel," which often landed his opponents in the hospital.
When the first American caught a glimpse of him, he said, "Coach, he's HUGE. I'm scared."
The coach replied, "You da MAN! Just go in there and tear him up!"
The guy started the match quite confidently, but after about a minute, the Russian picked him up, slammed him into the famous pretzel, and sent him to the emergency room.
The same thing happened to the second wrestler, so the third guy was petrified. He told his coach he was backing out.
The coach said, "C'mon, son. You're our last chance!"
The kid started out pretty well, but when the Russian started to twist him into the pretzel, the coach covered his eyes. When he opened them, he saw the referee holding the American's hand up in victory. The coach, baffled, asked the kid how he did it.
"Well Coach, when that damn Russian picked me up and started twisting my body, it HURT! So when I saw two red things dangling there, I bit them... HARD! You'd be surprised what you can do when you bite your own nuts!"
2007-03-29 02:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between Bret farve and a dollar bill
ya can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar
2007-03-29 00:03:22 · answer #3 · answered by hackstudio 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
so this little mushroom walks in a bar one day all sad and ask for a drink and the bartender says I can't serve u a drink! and he repies "Awww Come on Im a fun guy"
2007-03-29 00:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by LOOKING 4 ANSWERS 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wats the difference between a light and a hard?
man can sleep with a light on.
2007-03-28 23:59:58 · answer #5 · answered by Eledron 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if a man speaks and there are no women around to hear him is he still wrong
2007-03-29 00:34:16 · answer #6 · answered by fade7887 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋