FSM is the Provider. He loves YOU. He understands that belieiving is very difficult, because He made us human and sometimes humans don't believe in that which they cannot see. But FSM is invisible pasta. He cannot be seen. He sent to us in Pirates, HImself in human form.
I pray for ALL of you. FSM doesn't want to send ANYONE to The Boiling Marinara Pot. It is humans who choose to send themselves to The BMP by selfishly denying the Noodly Creator. FSM knew you before anyone else, He made you. Once you know this in your mind and in your heart, you will be saved. I cannot wait to see you then when you receive your stripper factory.
Love & Peace in FSM.
Glory in his Noodles
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Hey... I said just about the same thing you just said!
2007-03-28 16:24:39
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answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7
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Very sweet. I would certainly hope that an all-powerful pan-dimensional being loves me, because they can be really unpleasant when they get cranky. It would be nice if He'd get off His fat lazy cloud and make direct contact; so I can be sure the message isn't coming from some self-deluded twit or a charlatan leading me astray for their own purposes. If I loved my Creation and were all powerful, I'd keep in touch; why can't He?
2007-03-28 17:20:50
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answered by dukefenton 7
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glory is his name? i though god didn't have a name.
i was created by genetics, u know, a sperm and an egg? spirits don't exist, nor does angels, ghosts, divine beings.....oh, and did you know that jesus and Osiris were pretty much the same? only Osiris was a few THOUSAND years older. many stories from the bible were taken from myths by mesopotamians and egyptians. the book is not original. plus the events in the bible can't exist, it's been proven. take the red sea for example, it was not a sea, it was a river. it separated because of the tide change.
and please don't waste your time praying for us, it's not going to do anything. it won't change our believes.
2007-04-01 15:42:51
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answered by ? 4
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Yes, I agree, thank you for that, of course, I'm not atheist or agnostic, but I thought I would support you and say that you are right on this one, God does love everyone, and he wants us to spread his love and joy all over the world. It's too bad that people see God as the bad guy, because he isn't, he loves us and gave his own son for all of us. God bless.
2007-04-01 14:21:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Romans 9:18
So then He has mercy on whomever He wills (chooses) and He hardens (makes stubborn and unyielding the heart of) whomever He wills.
Aparently God made atheist so he could send them to hell
2007-03-28 16:26:25
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answered by October 7
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Yes, he loves me so much he want to send me to hell because he refused to show his face ...... from the bible, it is obvious he is a loud god that speak really loudly when he goes on to ask his minions to destroy everything in his path, and yet in this time of the world it is stated that he is a hidden god.
I cannot wait to see you in heaven too. Be good, brush your teeth 2 times a day, spare some change to the beggers, help old ladies cross the streets.
Love & Peace in Crys .....
2007-03-28 16:25:50
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answered by Anonymous
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I appreciate the sentiment. I do. But if you have some reason to believe that your prayers do a darn bit of anything, please pray for the end of the genocide in Darfur. For a cure for cancer and AIDS. For a way to provide clean food and water to the impoverished. Something more important than whether I will change my mind.
2007-03-28 16:25:49
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answered by N 6
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Marduk loves you. Did you know that?
Accept the truth of Marduk, and you will be saved.
Marduk doesn't want you to go to Hell, either. But if you persist in believing this Tiamat-inspired lie about your little godling Jesus, then you'll really be sending yourself to hell!
Wise up, open your heart (for surely it is closed with hate) to the truth and love of Marduk!
2007-03-28 16:22:37
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answered by Skippy 6
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Did you know that what you say is as meaningless to me as me telling you that the great Wooblemurfen loves you.
I won't go to Hell. No one will. It's an imaginary place created to scare people into line.
... my parents made me. Not your precious little deity.
2007-03-28 16:24:00
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answered by Anonymous
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Why so arrogant in assuming if there is a god, that it's yours. What if the real god is quetzalquatl, or zeus. Anyways I don't need your gods love because I have my families and i've gotten by pretty good without your god.
2007-03-28 16:26:57
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answered by Armund Steel 3
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