I was at the airport one day with George Bush, and everything was going great. But there was this guy standing in the corner. Bush walks over to me and says; "is that guy moses" so i told him i dunno why dont you go ask him. So Bush walks over to the man and says, "Hi im George Bush are you Moses? The guy just ignores him. So Bush walked back over to me and says i dunno whats wrong he wouldnt speak to me. So i told him to ask again. So he went over to the man and said; "hi are you moses? The guy just ignored him again. So Bush walks back over to me and says. Well im stumped he still wont talk to me. So i decided to walk over to him and ask Are you Moses? He tell s me "Yes I am", and so then i ask him well why didnt you talk to Bush. Then he looks me straight in the eye and said. The last time i talked to a Bush, I ended up stuck in the desert for 40 years.....
2007-03-28 15:37:50 · 14 answers · asked by swascndy21 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny!! where did u get that one
2007-03-28 15:42:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-28 15:41:49 · answer #2 · answered by ALICIA S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's cool. Here's one in return. Women tell me this is a truism, what do you think?
Had Moses been a woman she would have asked directions and they wouldn't have been lost in that desert for 40-years.
2007-03-28 16:21:56 · answer #3 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!
That's funny!
2007-03-28 15:41:26 · answer #4 · answered by Flappy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like this one... you'll like it if you are not a big fan of our president.... also, Moses is my homeboy.
2007-03-28 15:42:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty cool joke! nice!
2007-03-28 15:41:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is simply hilarious
2007-03-28 16:20:27 · answer #7 · answered by RVD-RKA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny and it worked both ways - biblical and nowadays
2007-03-28 15:50:15 · answer #8 · answered by phatso 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
worst joke i've heard in many years
2007-03-28 15:48:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
gud one...its funny
2007-03-28 16:10:53 · answer #10 · answered by JaCk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋