Well, it should just be one, but what if that Christian doesn't believe the light bulb exists, even though it's right there in front of his face? I mean, you can't argue rationally with a Christian. If he says the light bulb is not there, even though YOU can see it, he'll just tell how he feels sorry for you and if you "understood" God you'd be able to see that there's no light bulb there at all. (Even though it's there.) Whoa - that didn't make much sense. So I guess all you Christians will understand it just fine! Let me know what you think.
2007-03-28 14:53:43 · 22 answers · asked by chazzychef 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're all sitting around, waiting for it to evolve into a chandelier. Never mind that it takes a far greater leap of "faith" to believe that not only will it take place again, but that it already has.
And don't bother arguing rationally with them because their minds are already made up and they're just sure that they're going to find that fossilized Maglite "missing link" some day. They'll just make fun of you and tell you that there's no other way to think or believe except theirs, despite their alleged 'tolerance.'
I'm sure you atheists will understand that just fine. Don't bother letting me know what you think. . .I really don't care.
2007-03-28 15:03:28 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-03-28 14:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by spanky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, Christians don't believe light bulbs exist?
Good Grief!
How low can the attacks go? Oh-well, keep'um coming.
Joh 15:18 "If the world hates you, know that it has hated me before it hated you.
Joh 15:19 If you were of the world, the world would love you as its own; but because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you.
2007-03-28 15:07:54 · answer #3 · answered by rangedog 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Light bulbs aren't in the Bible. They are a creation of that atheist Edison so they have to be evil.
Gee, I think I just figured the Amish out. That is weird.....
2007-03-28 14:59:25 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gazoo, the lightbulb became no longer invented by technique of an atheist. in the adventure that your talking about Edison, he became in reality no longer an atheist no matter if having been accused of being so for his view of "medical deism". besides the indisputable fact that the actual inventor of the incandescent lightbulb, Joseph Swan became by technique of no potential an atheist.
2016-12-02 23:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by dismukes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Whoa - that didn't make much sense." There was one thing you said that was correct. Your question doesn't make much sense but then even you could figure that out, can't you? Maybe?
2007-03-28 15:05:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ambrose Bierce's corpse = 500,000 RPM.
2007-03-28 14:57:57 · answer #7 · answered by Kate S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that you are denying christian faith and will should spend the rest of your life ejoying yourself, cuz whe you die, you will spend eternity in flames being oked at by a guy in a pitchfork
2007-03-28 14:59:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just one in my house ,and I will pray no one turn the switch on when i'm doing it.
2007-03-28 15:03:44 · answer #9 · answered by the_rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they can see the light, they are praying for it to change.
2007-03-28 14:57:49 · answer #10 · answered by U-98 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋