what kind of jokes make a christian laugh? (if they can perform such a thing)?

Question

no jokes containing slang, sexual references, mundane pleasures references, nothing too politically incorrect...

Answer 1

If you enter a room full of naked people, how do you know, without asking, which two are Adam and Eve.


















They are the ones with no navels.

Answer 2

I know a joke about a guy and a sheep but it'd probably get my account closed. It's not proper at all but it always makes me laugh like hell.
I like just about any joke that isn't racist. The ones that really crack me up are the 'A (blank) walks into a bar' type jokes.

EDIT:
This was my grandad's favorite:

A piece of string crawls into a bar. He inches his way up the barstool, puts down his money and says 'Bartender, give me a beer!'
The bartender glares at the string and snarls 'We don't serve your kind here.'
So the dejected piece of string leaves the bar and goes out on the curb. While he's sitting there a sailor walks by. "hey!" shouts the string. "Can you do me a favor? Can you kind of beat me up a little?"
So the sailor grabs that piece of string and starts banging him off the curb and jumping on him and slamming him in a car door. In the end the string is pretty raggedy looking. "Can you sort of tie me in a knot now?" the string asks.
So the sailor ties the string in a knot and then continues on his way.
The bedraggled string crawls back into the bar and limbs his way over to the the barstool. "Bartender!" he croaks. "Gimmie a beer!"
"Hey," the bartender growls. "Aren't you that piece of string I just threw out?"
"Nope," says the string. "I'm a frayed knot!" (afraid not)

I can hear you groaning out there. :)

Answer 3

I like the kind that poke gentle fun at those who are more than willing to be laughed at ... like ourselves. I love a good uplifting joke, and of course the old "A priest, a Rabbi and a preacher walk into a bar..." are good lol

Answer 4

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Nun walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kinda joke?".

Answer 5

none of your given catagories qualify as humor inducers.

but the purpose of laughter for the christian has a different focus.. "clean jokes"

and direction:

"in the presence of the Lord is fullness of joy." - psalm 16:11
"let all those that put their trust in you rejoice: let them ever shout for joy, because you defend them: let them also that love your name be joyful in you." - psalm 5:11

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here's a funny from YA:

Q:I have seen the light but i still don't believe in God?

A:Stop staring at the lightbulb.

Answer 6

So this guy goes to his priest and says "forgive me father for I have sinned. I stole from my office." Priest says: Take a drink from the holy water. An hour later another guy says "Forgive for I have sinned. I had naughty thoughts about my neighbor." Priest says: "two sips from the holy water." Later another guy comes up and says: "Forgive me father for I have sinned. This morning I peed in the Holy Water."

Answer 7

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

Answer 8

tell bronze 11 to screw himself with a shovel. ima a christian and i laugh at all teh things youve listed we dotn laugh at. jesus said lvoe otehrs, i do that, laughing at jokes doesnt hurt others.

Answer 9

I would say anything that is not mean-spirited, vulgar, or scatalogical can be funny.

Answer 10

How many atheists can you fit in an ashtray?
7, as long as you stone them to death and then burn them at the stake like we did in the good ol' days.
BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH Go to hell blasphemers