Jesus's, he has a nail sticking through his foot.
2007-03-28 13:56:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
alternate punch line:
chuck's, because he exists.
2007-03-28 14:00:26 · update #1
Hellloo?!Chuck Norris!
Jesus dont know no damn Karate.He's,like,from Israel!
1.Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
2.Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
3.Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
4.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Ha,Funny.
2007-03-28 14:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by ♠ Oscillate Wildly ♠ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't need a nail sticking through his foot to cause lethal injury.
2007-03-28 21:00:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris. Jesus has better side kicks though.
2007-03-28 21:10:38 · answer #3 · answered by ShanShui 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck
2007-03-31 19:13:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Defiantly Jesus!
2007-03-28 21:00:58 · answer #5 · answered by Amy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I was about to answer that seriously, I guess it can be serious. I don't think the nails are still there, although the holes are there, they used very large nails. You can see the light shine through.
2007-03-28 21:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by inteleyes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is one of the most powerful men who have lived.
2007-03-28 20:59:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is the most powfull man that I live for, and he saved my live.
2007-03-28 21:02:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but you know how the old saying goes: "Don't f*ck with da Chuck"
2007-03-28 21:00:18 · answer #9 · answered by Armund Steel 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
CHUCK NORRIS, OF COURSE!!
2007-03-28 21:00:05 · answer #10 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋