A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 yrs. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells the wife.
"Listen, this guys an escape artist look at his cloths! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wan't sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angery, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey, I love you."
The wife says, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be stong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-03-28 12:57:17 · 21 answers · asked by Tammie Tempesta 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, 100-100, good one... poor guy...=(.... but, still, star!
2007-03-28 13:08:29 · answer #1 · answered by Just Mckale 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11/10
2007-03-28 20:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by hellomynameisrickb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10.
2007-03-28 20:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
opinion: 8/10
2007-03-28 20:06:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FOCL
omg that is SO FUNNY
ok thats awesome. i love that. lol
ugh!
um like 10 out of 10 def
2007-03-28 20:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by free_the_frenchfries 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny 10/10 man that was some funny stuff
2007-03-28 20:50:25 · answer #6 · answered by F3L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely a 9, hahaha. Great joke! :)
2007-03-28 20:06:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
100 out of 10 lol!!!
2007-03-28 20:11:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's an 8. It's a Classic. LOL.
2007-03-29 00:58:05 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 10 lol. Poor guy :(.
2007-03-28 20:01:11 · answer #10 · answered by Yvonne Cesaro 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is sooo nasty and wrong and FUNNY at the same time.. 9/10
2007-03-28 20:12:41 · answer #11 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋