there were three death row prisoners in a prison.
the warden, trying to be nice, gave each of them a choice of one thing to have for 20 years before they die.
The first guy said," i want 20 years worth of alcohol to make me feel happy".
The second guy said, " i want i hot women to keep me company for my final decades.
The third guy said, "i want 20 yrs worth of cigarettes to help me relax".
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Twenty yrs later, the warden comes to the first prisoner. He finds him drinking his last bottle and thanking him for it.
He then comes to the second prisoner and finds that both of them are tired as hell, but he had a smile on his face.
Then, when he gets to the third guy, he found the guy crying on the floor and not one cigarrette was touched.
He said, "why haven't you smoked?"
To which the guy replied,
"Because you assholes never gave me a lighter!!"
2007-03-28 12:50:22 · 20 answers · asked by Trust Me 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao... omg!!!! how sad...
hahahahahaha
very good one... thanx for the laugh
2007-03-28 20:41:47 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL -- looks like the poor third prisoner really got "burnt" -- oh wait a minute, that's right, he DIDN'T because some "flaming" idiot forgot to "light up" the prisoner's life by fulfilling his request... heard the idiot's name was "Nick O'Teen" from "Marlboro Country" and word of his mistake "filtered" all the way up to the Prison Board who "fired" him "cold turkey" because his job performance did not "match"
their standards. Nick's career was up in "smoke" before he even had a chance to say "I'll have a pack of Ultra Lights, please!"
2007-04-04 03:05:05 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-04-03 16:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by Jim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what you are saying is the third prisoner was the one who really got 'screwed'.
2007-04-04 20:30:23 · answer #4 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious.
So sad tho:P
2007-04-05 04:00:42 · answer #5 · answered by Sexy Jasmine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first timer in this section...loved it, laughed all day...thanks...my boss is gonna kick me out though.. he is surprised like a rat infront of a snake to what happened to normally a serious guy. thanks a lot friends.
2007-04-02 10:37:40 · answer #6 · answered by Bhaskar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make up your own joke. This is not original.
2007-04-04 03:59:00 · answer #7 · answered by Zoivic.com 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats wrong...too bad soo sad! lol
2007-04-03 17:43:33 · answer #8 · answered by ~* 3 Months Prego*~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im crying inside.. that was so sad
2007-04-04 16:49:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny, not really tho
2007-04-01 19:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋