There's a dead and naked man lying on the desert holding a straw with no footprints around him.
How did he get there?
2007-03-28
12:48:58
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There's a dead and naked man lying on the desert holding a straw with no footprints around him.
How did he get there? Please explain everything so i know how you go the answer.
2007-03-28
12:55:41 ·
update #1
He did not jump off the plane for those that don't know.
2007-03-28
12:58:13 ·
update #2
There were a group of people in a hot air balloon, but there were too many people on it, so it got a hole. Everyone on the balloon stipped their clothes in order to fill the hole.
It didn't work, so they drew straws. The dead guy apparently drew the shortest straw and had to jump off.
2007-03-28 12:55:07
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answer #1
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answered by charlotte's web 3
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Two answers, take your choice:
1) He was undressed having an orgy on a private airplane, sipping alcoholic drinks - he got drunk and then accidentally fell out, grasping at the only thing he could get his hands on: a straw. Death grip, apparently.
2) He was on a trip across the desert with an unscrupulous guide who, in the middle of the desert, stripped him and stole all his money and belongings. The thief was overloaded with all the booty and took everything but the straw he left with the man - if he had taken that too, it would've been the straw that broke the camel's back.
2007-03-28 13:02:01
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answer #2
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answered by Marko 6
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Alright he was lost in the dessert with a drink. When the drink ran out he kept the straw to chew on to help him salivate to sate his thirst. He got really hot so He took off all his clothes. Then a sandstorm came and he died. When the sandstorm cleared the wind blew the sand off and footprints away so he was dead and naked in the desert with a straw.
2007-03-28 12:51:27
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answer #3
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answered by pathc22 3
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1. he fell out of a plane???
2. someone killed him and didnt want anyone to know so they threw him out of a plane in the desert.
3. he was burried in the desert and he had a straw because he was burried alive and trying to breath.
4. he walked there and the dust storm or wind blew the footprints away.
ok thats all i got...
2007-03-28 12:54:30
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answer #4
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answered by Kayyyy&♥; 4
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This man was in a juccuzzi (naked) and he was going to a desert party. He was drinking a soda in the jaccuzzi limo with a straw and someone asked him for his soda and his man said no so they threw him out of the jaccuzzi limo, took his soda, let him keep the straw.......HAHA im so good
2007-03-28 12:56:55
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answer #5
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answered by Janki 2
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He levitated to the desert using his godly powers drinking vultures through a straw when he choked on an egg....for some apparant reason.
2007-03-28 12:58:26
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answered by Romel L 1
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the man walked to the desert but there was a sandstorm. He buried himself in sand to avoid it and poked a straw through the sand to breathe. Halfway through the sandstorm he felt it was too hot under the sand and so he took off his clothes under the sand. Even before the sandstorm cleared he died of heat stroke- which the sandstorm uncovered him afterwards.
2007-03-28 13:41:16
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answer #7
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answered by Kuji K 2
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He was drowning in a lake but only had a straw to breathe through. The straw was a giant one .. It sucked up all of the water and his clothing.The man died of breathing in too much water and fabric.=(
2007-03-28 12:58:29
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answer #8
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answered by Twilight <33 3
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ok i got the answer right here ok so he was in an air baloon with 3 other guys the airbaloon was starting to fall so they had to pick someone to jump out whoever got the shortest stick had to jump well that guy got the shortest stick and had to jump BYE BYE MAN they all said lol well yeah i like my idea a lot lol bye have a good time with reading the answers
2007-03-28 12:56:37
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answer #9
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answered by youcantseeme2976 2
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OK i got one. The naked man lied down to rest in the sand but.... it rained so he used the straw to drink up the rain. Also the rain covered his foot prints.
second one...he was draged.
third one.... he used the straw to cover his foot prints.
thats all i got
2007-03-28 13:18:47
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answer #10
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answered by littletaz499r 1
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