Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to show off his new flat.
After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked
"Why, that's my Speaking Clock" the man replied,
"How does it work?"
"I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer. Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
"For fks sake, you a*se, it's twenty to two in the morning!!"
2007-03-28 12:41:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats good. i just wanted to let u kno, and don't take this the wrong way but i've read all ur jokes n' liked em' but i havn't posted on em' cuz i just read em' to read em' u kno? But never think nobody reads em', cuz they do trust me.
2007-03-28 12:47:09 · answer #1 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it. Cute. Thank you
2007-03-28 20:47:10 · answer #2 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are good girl keep it up lol 10/10
2007-03-29 06:29:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i love that it is so kool & funny at the same time. it's like little kids wouldn't get it!!!!
2007-03-28 19:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by HeyItsMe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats very funny.
2007-03-28 19:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by Rafa_p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, thats cute
2007-03-28 19:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny one
2007-03-28 19:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS FUNNY!
2007-03-28 19:44:31 · answer #8 · answered by almondebaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep em coming you make my day?
2007-03-28 19:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by rebarredforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw.. thats a good one..
2007-03-28 19:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋