So there's this girl who's cheating on her boyfriend with their next door neighbor. One day the Neighbor comes over unexpected and wants to have sex. The girl tells the guy, they can make out but cant have sex because she on her period. The Neighbor says "okay that's cool" So they go at it. For about an hour, they kiss and fondle each other. All of a sudden the girl hears keys opening the downstairs door, she knows it her boyfriend. Immediately she tells the neighbor to hide in the closet and hide under some clothes, she'll get him later. He does right as the boyfriend enters the room. The Boyfriend says he wants sex so the Girl takes off her pad and opens the closet door and throws it in. Immediately the couple have wild passionate sex. Two weeks later the girl remembers the neighbor. She opens the door and he's still there. She asks him, "How did you survive?" The neighbor says, "I wouldn't have if you didn't throw in that jelly doughnut"
2007-03-28 12:23:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...i read this outloud and got lots of ewwwws!! =p
2007-03-28 12:31:36 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Siiick.
But nice, loved it.
2007-03-28 12:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha wow lol
2007-03-28 13:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are right a dirty joke, and a little gross
2007-03-28 12:28:43 · answer #4 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is so nasty and gross at the same time.. dang... but it is funny
2007-03-28 12:49:33 · answer #5 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEEWWW but made me laugh...lol
2007-03-28 20:12:43 · answer #6 · answered by Bren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice lol
2007-03-28 12:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by Michael W. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yak
2007-03-29 00:48:25 · answer #8 · answered by awana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooo nice.
2007-03-28 12:26:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
YUKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, YUK YUK YUK. But LOL as well :D
2007-03-29 02:31:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋