A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the tv and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer, It's gonna start!"
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts!
"THAT'S IT! She blows her top. You bas*ard! You waltz in here, flop your fat a*s down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed..."Oh no, it's started!!"
2007-03-28 12:03:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good job you didn't use me in that one.
I dont drink at all and i dont watch football or sports.
though, you could have easily still called the woman Kellie coz it sounds exactly like her :)
x
2007-03-29 07:30:55 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-03-28 19:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-03-29 02:40:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 had a laugh
2007-03-29 04:08:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me get a beer before it finishes......
Right theres my beer i'm ready
Finish the joke and make me laugh.
2007-03-28 19:15:42 · answer #5 · answered by bri 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hehehehehehehehehe lol 10/10 i got ta use that.
2007-03-28 19:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ive heard better
2007-03-29 15:34:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe my gf wud love that, imma text it to her now xD
2007-03-28 20:29:28 · answer #8 · answered by zzndoff 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg! that is hilarious! rotf lmfao! thanx for the laugh
2007-03-28 19:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by Tiful K. 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'll drink to that!
2007-03-28 20:10:13 · answer #10 · answered by madrom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋