A man is sitting reading the paper when his wife hits him over the head, .
He said what's that for, she said ive found a scrap of paper in your pocket with the name Mary Ellen on it,
Quick as a flash he told her that it was the name of a horse from the races last week. The wife accepted his answer.
A week later the wife hit him over the head with the frying pan, once again he asked what the hell was that for
She replies by saying "Your horse hast just F*****g phoned"
I know it's not the greatest joke but it gave me a little chuckle
2007-03-28 11:58:31 · 14 answers · asked by x SexySian x 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
2007-04-01 02:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-03-28 19:41:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Semi-not-un-funny
2007-03-28 12:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Was funnier when I read it on here a couple of days ago.
2007-03-28 12:02:25 · answer #4 · answered by krak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
worthy of a response. Good one
2007-03-28 12:04:41 · answer #5 · answered by madrom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it was funny when we heard it the other day by SOMEONE ELSE.
2007-03-28 14:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-28 12:14:15 · answer #7 · answered by david d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-28 12:03:24 · answer #8 · answered by Bela_♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one sexy, made me laugh 10/10
2007-03-28 12:01:42 · answer #9 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
terrible lol
2007-03-28 12:02:17 · answer #10 · answered by sassy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are hilarious.
keep them coming!!!
2007-03-28 12:01:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋