Richard wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Kellie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a mobile phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Kellie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Kellie went shopping. Her phone rang and to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Kellie," he said "how do you like your new phone?"
Kellie replied, "I love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that sweetie?"
"Well, how did you know I was in Tescos?" :)
2007-03-28 11:53:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha ! Nice one .
I take it they dont have Tesco's wherever Madrom is from??? :)
This joke is very appropriate.
I bought Kellie a brand new Sony Ericsson W550i walkman phone when they first came out and she found it very hard to use with all the features and functions.
She went to take a photo of our youngest (georgina) and found she had no memory space left. When she checked the photo's she had taken, there were hundreds of the bottom part of her ear in various locations around town.
Every time she would go to use the thing to make or recieve a call she was taking a photo of her self at the same time :)
x
2007-03-29 07:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what is tescos? A place or a store?
2007-03-28 19:01:46 · answer #2 · answered by madrom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha !! the confusion of a blonde"s mind !! (it"s all over the place)
2007-03-29 01:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet that actually happened, nice one ha ha
2007-03-28 19:03:53 · answer #4 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
this was a stupid joke..is it even a joke?
2007-03-29 13:43:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are hilarious.
keep them coming!!!
2007-03-28 19:01:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
boo!, sorry
2007-03-28 19:01:09 · answer #7 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
UNFUNNY
2007-03-28 18:59:12 · answer #8 · answered by MsCymru 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-28 19:23:42 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Don't understand it. Could you explain please?
2007-03-29 05:35:05 · answer #10 · answered by viv 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋