The angel of life was strolling through the park one day and came upon two naked statues. One was male, the other female, they were reaching out to each other but spaced apart so their fingertips only slightly touched. The angel was struck by how sad they seemed, and decided to give them the gift of life.
She raised her arms and both statues blinked in amazement then thanked her. She told them she could only give them 15 minutes of life, after which they would turn back to stone, and to fullfill their hearts desires.
Giggling and blushing, the naked couple joined hands and skipped into the bushes. The angel smiled at the giggles and moans, proud of her choice. After 5 mins. the couple reappeared, sweaty and disheveled, but glowing with satisfaction. The angel said, "You still have 10 mins. Don't you want to continue?" As they raced back to the bushes, the angel heard the female say, "What fun! But this time, you hold the pigeon while I poo on his head."
2007-03-28 11:37:55 · 19 answers · asked by .......... 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats too funny great one 10 plus
2007-03-28 11:41:33 · answer #1 · answered by gregs111 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Awesome joke
9.7/10
2007-03-28 18:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by Jacques 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is a good one. I give is a star
2007-03-28 18:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by jp l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Great Joke
2007-03-28 18:40:00 · answer #4 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HaHaHa
2007-03-28 18:50:10 · answer #5 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I've seen this one before! But it's a good one. I still lol'd =)
2007-03-28 18:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol!
2007-03-28 18:47:55 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There losers and should have played xbox
2007-03-28 18:42:52 · answer #8 · answered by Darkice 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
bol=burst out laughing!..thx
2007-03-28 18:43:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-03-28 18:42:39 · answer #10 · answered by Chewy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋