My friend came downstairs to find her husband holding a fly swatter and looking very pleased with himself. She said "what are you so pleased about?" He replied " I've just killed 5 flies, 3 males and 2 females. " She looked confused and asked " How could you tell?" and he said " Because 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone!"
2007-03-28 11:37:38 · 15 answers · asked by cookiemunstr21 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I actually giggled at this one. Way to go!
2007-03-28 11:41:50 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great story 10
2007-03-28 18:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLLLL! Hilariousssssss!
2007-03-28 18:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive sure ive seen that as a blonde joke
2007-03-29 06:50:50 · answer #4 · answered by Siany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOHH. That means he was talking to other women, and drinking beer, and he's stupid.
2007-03-28 18:47:38 · answer #5 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-28 19:25:00 · answer #6 · answered by Tammie Tempesta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, give you a star
2007-03-28 18:50:27 · answer #7 · answered by jp l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-28 18:43:53 · answer #8 · answered by madrom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he, good one cookie lol
2007-03-28 19:05:26 · answer #9 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!
2007-03-28 18:40:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋