how to make hot dogs?

step 1- go to store and buy the first pack of weenies you see ( unless its all weird or has mold on it)

step 2- go back to house

step 3- open the pack

step 4- take one weenie out

step 5- put on plate

step 6- open microwave

step 7- put plate in microwave

step 8- close microwave

step 9- press the buttons 2 and 5 on microwave (or a higher # depending on how you like it cooked!)

step 10- press the START button

step 11- back away from microwave

step 12- wait for ''ding''

step 13- go towards microwave

step 14- take plate out

step 15- put weenine in bun

step 16- add contents of your choice

step 17- grab napkin

step 18- sit down at table

step 19- bring hot dog near mouth

step 20- once in mouth bite down on hot dog

step 21- chew (up,down,up,down)

step 22- repeat step 21 until hot dog is gone

step 23- repeat steps 4 - 22 if you are still hungry

step 24- wash your plate or put it in the dishwasher

step 25- participate in exercise to burn off grease and unwanted calories

step 26- move on with your life

2007-04-03 16:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by bLaH! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

You'll need a lot of left over parts - azzholes, lips, ears etc. Grind it all up, shove it into some stomach lining and viola!

A HOT DOG.

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2007-03-28 18:45:27 · answer #2 · answered by sillybuttmunky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Go to the store, but some weeners, boil some water, put in the weeners, wait 10-20 minutes, take out weeners, put in buns, and eat eat eat eat eat! mmmmmmmmm you make me hungry! I think I'll go make sum hot-dogs! JK

2007-03-28 18:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by Pumpkin Headed Murderer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

MY SUPREME RECIPE FOR MAKING HOT-DOGS!!!!!
Want great hot-dogs? TOO BAD! Answer in the right section. Works really well.

*this recipe is not for idiots. results may vary

2007-04-04 18:20:43 · answer #4 · answered by Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

you tie em in the sun with no water or shade on a black tarp... lol now thats a hot dog add alittle mustard

2007-04-03 10:38:37 · answer #5 · answered by jewl42207 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

You take a Male Dachhund and a female Dachund in heat .Put them in a small enclosed room for 2 days.and there you have it.

2007-04-01 16:13:07 · answer #6 · answered by Snowman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

You're gonna need some relish before we even get started. Do you have some relish?

2007-03-28 18:41:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

WELL, BOIL SOME WATER AND GET IT GOOD AND HOT ADD HOTDOGS COOK FOR TEN MINUTES AND THEN EAT AND ENJOY .

2007-04-02 18:13:26 · answer #8 · answered by dixieprayerlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Answer -

Ask this question in the correct forum.
That should probably do it.

2007-03-28 18:41:50 · answer #9 · answered by PrncessD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

with the leftover pig parts

2007-04-04 20:36:36 · answer #10 · answered by fatimah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

how to make hot dogs?

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