A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Frieday night and have dinner with her parents.This being a big event, the girl tells her bf that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time.Well the boy is estatic, but he has never done it befor, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist for protection.The pharmacist asks how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack,10-pack, or a family pack.The boy insists the family pack, because he thinks he will be very busy.That night the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his gf at the door."Oh I'm so excited, come on in."The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girls parents are seated.The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.A minute passes, and the boys head is still in deep prayer with his head down.Ten minutes pass, finally after twenty minutes.The girl leans over and asks the bf, "I had no idea you were so religious."The bf whispers back,"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
2007-03-28
11:35:49
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