Paddy and Mick are walking home after a night on the pi*s. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place. When they find themselves outside the bus depot Paddy has a brainwave and says to Mick, "get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here and look for the police."
Mick duly breaks into the garage and is gone for 20 minutes while Paddy is wondering what the hell he's doing. Eventually Paddy sticks his head around the door and sees Mick running from bus to bus looking worried.
"What the hell are you doing Mick....get a move on!" to which Mick replies, "I can't find a number 7 anywhere Paddy" whereupon Paddy, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts, "You f****** idiot Mick, steal a number 9 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way."
2007-03-28 11:29:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!
Two violations last night for CLEAN jokes, well, cleanish by our standards and one was sort of insulting the American's, which there are thousands of on Answers.
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2007-03-29 07:12:07 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10
2007-03-28 22:07:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-03-29 01:35:17 · answer #3 · answered by Spike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ! I'll give u that 1 !
2007-03-28 11:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by Andy B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very impressive!
2007-03-28 11:33:50 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-28 11:39:44 · answer #6 · answered by kaderman37 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great good one
2007-03-28 11:35:04 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boring and made no sense
2007-03-29 08:36:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny....
2007-03-28 11:35:01 · answer #9 · answered by Blue Rain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, VERY GOOD, I LIKE IT!
2007-03-28 11:37:22 · answer #10 · answered by Debs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋