Fidgety is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children.
Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs."
2007-03-28 11:24:22 · 12 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
39 kids!!! is it any wonder the husbands died :(
A man and a woman get into an argument about who enjoys sex more. The man says, 'Men obviously enjoy s*x more than woman. Why do you think we're so obsessed with it?'
'That doesn't prove anything,,' says the woman...'Think about this - when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it about, what feels better, your ear or the finger?'
Gave up on the internet last night - kept closing down :(
2007-03-29 03:56:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, that one hit the spot Tricky. 10/10+star
2007-03-29 11:20:00 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Good one! Funny! 10!
2007-03-28 18:51:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats awesome great story 10 plus
2007-03-28 18:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW, that was pretty gross. It took me a while too. I was confused then I was like o wait, o wait, oooooo, um wow ya that probably didnt make any since what i just said, but i tried...
2007-03-28 18:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by ilovetennis 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha, that is pretty sad. Way too many kids for one chick.
2007-03-28 18:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-03-28 18:30:19 · answer #7 · answered by cici c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh...that was messed up....lol
2007-03-28 18:29:42 · answer #8 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO FREAKIN FUNNIE!!!!!!!!!
MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!
I EMAILED IT 2 MADD PPL
2007-03-28 18:54:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top joke :-D
2007-03-28 18:29:46 · answer #10 · answered by Michelino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋