Isn't it great to be a woman?

Question

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with
the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3 Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate

without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often

to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without
having to picture them naked

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger,
we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence
because they aren't listening anyway.


Theres a guy one too, but I'm sure you've all heard it..

Heres the Guys..

Your last name stays put.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Wedding dress, $5000, Tux rental $100.
You can never be pregnant.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Wrinkles add character.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You can play with toys all your life.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, all the time.

Answer 1

yeah it all cool girl. Females rock!

Answer 2

Yay females! I've not heard the guy one before, actually....^___^;;

Answer 3

Yes it is!

Answer 4

your so right