A doctor phones his patient at 4:30 in the afternoon;
"Mr. Jones, I'm afraid I've got some bad news and some even worse news for you. I've got your report back from the lab and it says you only have 12 hours to live!"
"Oh no", says the man, "But what could possibly be worse than this?"
"Well truth is," says the doctor, "I meant to phone you first thing this morning".
2007-03-28 11:14:53 · 13 answers · asked by brainyandy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get it
2007-03-28 11:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by Shopping Gurl 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You give the oldest jokes in the world! But hard to say, it is funny :)
2007-03-28 11:22:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 5/10
2007-03-28 11:18:13 · answer #3 · answered by cici c 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i NEVER fail o laugh at the old doc jokes
Keep them coming!
2007-04-01 11:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol poor fella!
2007-03-28 11:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dr, if this is an April fools day trick ....
2007-03-28 11:25:46 · answer #6 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK gettin' better. Give us some more!
2007-03-28 11:18:12 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
humm, heard it before, but still makes me laugh.
2007-03-28 11:22:34 · answer #8 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stupid like the last one
2007-04-01 09:55:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before, but its still funny.
:-)))
2007-03-28 11:20:21 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋