A girl goes up to a guy at the bar, puts her arm around him, and says, "Are you the Manager?"
He says, "Yes, I am."
She starts running her fingers through his hair and says, "Is it your job to keep the customers happy?
He says, "Yes, it is..."
She starts playing with his face, works two of her fingers around and into his mouth, and he starts sucking them wildly.
She says, "Can I tell you a dirty little secret?"
He garbles, "Sure..."
She says, "There's no toilet paper in the Ladies Room."
2007-03-28 11:11:59 · 12 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love that joke....but you're paying the royalities this time. :)
A drunk in a pub finishes his pint and slams the glass on the bar top. 'Pi*s' he says, then asks for another. He downs this one too and, again, slams his empty glass down saying, 'Pi*s!'
This happens again, and again until eventually the barman looks the drunk in the face and says, 'Pi*s off.'
The drunk replies, 'Oh, in that case I'll have a vodka.'
2007-03-29 03:58:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, a quite literal dirty secret XD
2007-03-28 11:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a corker. 10/10
2007-03-29 04:30:48 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ewwwwww! Funny! Good one! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-03-28 11:27:49 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck! No soap either?
2007-03-28 11:29:04 · answer #5 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay
2007-03-28 11:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by Shopping Gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not as good as the other ones you did
2007-03-28 11:15:52 · answer #7 · answered by cici c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..thats funny
2007-03-29 06:44:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one, i like it
2007-03-28 11:24:36 · answer #9 · answered by ilovetennis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he probably deserved it.
2007-03-28 11:15:15 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋