I started taking Hydroxycut a couple of weeks ago. Now I feel that Satan is trying to contact me. Please tell me how to communicate with Satan.
2007-03-28 11:11:27 · 40 answers · asked by Roy C 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
wow dude no offense or anything but ur crazy DONT DO IT!!!!!
2007-03-28 11:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of you might want to stop taking Hydroxycut before you go insane.
I there is a Satan, he will contact you, you don't need to go out of your way to reach him.
Hydroxycut is your Satan...
2007-03-28 11:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by Dale 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Hydoxycut. That made it worth looking at this question.
To speak to satan, take some psychotropic drugs and use your imagination. Also a few books of nonsense by Anton LeVey might help the mood.
2007-03-28 11:16:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh....channeling Satan through dietary supplements!
I've never used Hydroxycut myself,but I can promise you this...if it's Hell you're seeking try jamming the entire bottle of pills into your poop-chute.That'll hurt like hell!
2007-03-28 11:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by Danny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the Newt Gingrich for President campaign.
2007-03-28 11:14:08 · answer #5 · answered by Stan W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the precise moment that Ringo pushes the red button in 'Yellow Submarine', start playing Dirty Women by Black Sabbath backwards.
2007-03-28 11:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by KissOff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to speak with Satan, he's defeated? Speak with Jesus he really cares for you.
2007-03-28 11:16:44 · answer #7 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
learn to speak in tongues, then you can curse god for letting hyrdoxycut be invented, or just read the satanic bible. both are good methods
2007-03-28 11:23:55 · answer #8 · answered by Ryan, Atheati Magus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the Rolling Stone's song 'Sympathy for the Devil' on and start spinning around really fast.......NOTHING????? I thought that would be fail proof.........oh, well......back to the drawing board.
2007-03-28 11:15:58 · answer #9 · answered by Yogini 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just talk and he will listen, if you want to hear what he is telling you, then you need a tape recorder, you can listen to the dead with that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_voice_phenomenon
2007-03-28 11:18:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Text message to #666 of course.
2007-03-28 11:14:13 · answer #11 · answered by Dave P 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋