2007-03-28 11:02:22 · 11 answers · asked by lisa_tilton 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
My daughter who was five at the time, after we had been teaching her to be kind to her younger little borhter and share her toys, once proclaimed to my wife and I that, "Its easy to share with others. Especially if you didn't want the thing anyway." Makes is laugh still to this day.
2007-03-28 11:11:04 · answer #1 · answered by Kerry 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
While I was pregnant with my twins, I was teaching my 3-year-old son about the "facts of life" and encouraged him to ask questions. I deeply regretted this when we were in the middle of a busy buffet and he shouted, "Mommy, do bears have vaginas?" Everyone stopped talking at once and started laughing. My son was very proud of making everyone laugh, so he just smiled a giant smile right back at everyone!!
2007-03-28 11:31:27 · answer #2 · answered by luvknzd 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Our son was almost 4 when we had our daughter. When he asked me how Ava got in my tummy, I replied--Daddy put her there just like he did you. He had seen shows on TLC and movies where the women had babies naturally. He asked if Ava would be coming out of me the way the babies on tv came out of their mothers. I said no, since I had a c-section with him, I was having another with Ava, and that she would be coming out of my tummy like he did. Micah looked at my husband with a dead serious face and said--Daddy, why couldn't you put us in right?
2007-03-31 14:51:01 · answer #3 · answered by dmarie2101 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My son is Autistic and he takes a lot of things litteral.
Joel, you need to pipe it. OK mom, so he goes to his room. Two hours later I hear him screaming, it takes me thirty minutes to calm him down. When I ask him why he is screaming in the first place, he tells me he can't find a pipe.
2007-03-28 11:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by trhwsh 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have been driving a school bus for many years...
I have a little kindergarten Hispanic boy on my bus…his name is Jesus. He’s just the cutest little thing! He just found out that he can roll his tongue. He stood up on the bus and said, “BUS DRIVER!!!, I can roll my tongue like a taco!”
It was so funny! Gotta love those little guys! They keep me laughing!
2007-03-28 12:58:05 · answer #5 · answered by iwonder 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not a funny question but a funny statement my little girl makes is she tells me im her best firned all the time and it makes me wanna cry
2007-03-28 14:12:19 · answer #6 · answered by Melissa H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the funniest conversation i've ever had with my son: (keep in mind he was driving me nutz all day he was about 6 at the time)
mom"knock it off"
son "no thanks"
mom"i hope when you grow up you have ten kids and they all act just like you are right now"
son "that's ok i'll just sell them on ebay"
2007-03-28 11:11:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell her yes they do..God gave them feet so that they could tip-toe into her room at night and watch over her.
2007-03-28 11:07:05 · answer #8 · answered by Angelbaby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The profound statement "if bees make honey then flies make peanut butter". I said flies do not make peanut butter. She simply asked "why".
2007-03-28 11:31:02 · answer #9 · answered by me 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My nephew asked my brother, who is balding, why he didn't grow his hair back. My bro said he couldn't, to which my nephew responded: maybe you're not doing it right!
2007-03-28 11:55:33 · answer #10 · answered by BOOM 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋