A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
2007-03-28 11:00:40 · 19 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol They're getting better (\(*:*)/)
Harry is walking down the road when he notices an usual funeral procession approaching the local cemetery. A hearse if followed by a second hearse and behind that walks a solitary man with a pitbull on a lead.Following behind the man are 200 other men walking in single file. Curious, Harry approaches the man with the dog. 'I hope you don't mind me asking, but whose funeral is this?'
The man replies, 'Well, the first hearse is for my wife. She died after my dog attacked her. And the second hearse is for my mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her too.'
A thoughtful moment of silence passes. 'Any chance I could borrow your dog?' asks Harry.
'Join the queue,' says the man.
2007-03-28 11:03:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny and,as far as I know, totally original!
2007-03-28 11:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. 10/10.
2007-03-28 11:04:32 · answer #3 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10/10
2007-03-28 11:09:51 · answer #4 · answered by Shopping Gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it! But wait, why did he marry the guys wife if he didnt like her. I bet he was tricked into it! or maybe it was a bet...
2007-03-28 11:30:22 · answer #5 · answered by ilovetennis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's so funny? Is it that he wanted his away from him? You know, it could be his brother or friend or cousin or father.
2007-03-28 11:10:49 · answer #6 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me a minute to get it, but: ha! ha! ha! ha! Good one! I am falling off my chair with laughter!
2007-03-28 11:09:36 · answer #7 · answered by Guess Who? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-03-28 11:04:13 · answer #8 · answered by Blue Rain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont stop telling jokes thats graet
2007-03-28 11:11:12 · answer #9 · answered by cici c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic ;)
2007-03-28 11:44:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋