Once upon a time Tricky was sunbathing in the nude. He saw a (Fidgety) coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
Fidgety came up and asked..."What do you have under that newspaper?"
"A bird," replied Tricky.
Fidgety walked away and Tricky fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked him what happened, he replied "I don't know. I was lying on the beach and this little girl asked me about my privates and the next thing I know I'm in here!
The police went back to the beach and found Fidgety and asked her, "What did you do to that naked guy?"
After a pause, Fidgety replied, "To Tricky?....Nothing!...I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs and set its nest on fire."
Moral of the story.....never lie to kids.
2007-03-28 10:54:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol!
Youv'e really got it in for my 'old chap' haven't you ??? :)
It's been trapped in a vice, beaten, smashed, snapped in half, set on fire..... and most of that all happened in ONE joke. :)
:)
x
2007-03-28 11:43:19 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice. Goooooooddddddddd job
2007-03-28 11:14:38 · answer #2 · answered by Shopping Gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha, FUNNY!
2007-03-28 11:21:41 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sooooo funny, keep tellin jokes like, that, i love em
2007-03-28 11:15:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of bird spits?
2007-03-28 11:12:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
best joke i hav heard for a while on here tidy lol
2007-03-28 11:10:23 · answer #6 · answered by mini digger driver 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Good one! Funny! lol!
2007-03-28 11:02:45 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol.funny.i liked that 1.
2007-03-28 11:00:32 · answer #8 · answered by cfcbluesgirl 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha
sounds painful
xxx
2007-03-28 11:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
eww..... u tell very dirty jokes. lol jk
2007-03-28 11:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by ilovetennis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋