old joke but enjoy
2007-03-28 10:46:21 · 13 answers · asked by will h 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So that men dont have that far to travel if they want to visit both. Theyd get lost, and you know what theyre like about asking for directions!!!
2007-03-28 10:50:35 · answer #1 · answered by jeanimus 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When God created men, why didn't he make sure they could spell? And why did God put the sewage farm next to the thing men want touched most by women?
2007-03-28 10:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by ntemp01 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well man has 3 eyes and only 2 can see !!!!!
ps.---never have I heard any man turn down a chance for pleasure and rest stops in the same area !!!!!! Think about it ??!!
2007-03-28 14:20:33 · answer #3 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the same reason that he made a man think about doing it 24/7 but only actually doing it for thirty seconds
2007-03-28 10:51:26 · answer #4 · answered by BARROWMAN 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know!
God does work in mysterious ways . . . . . I mean why did he give man both a penis AND a Brain, but only enough blood to operate just one at a time!
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2007-03-28 10:56:11 · answer #5 · answered by ickle.pickle 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke,
2007-03-28 11:12:09 · answer #6 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And why not put her breasts on her back so we can hold them and kiss her from the front?
2007-03-28 10:51:00 · answer #7 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can say the same thing about men.
2007-03-28 10:51:54 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
old doesn't describe this sad joke
2007-04-01 05:37:01 · answer #9 · answered by mac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are hilarious.
keep them coming!!!
2007-03-28 12:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋