Fidgety goes to see her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?
The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try on the wedding night when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and tell Tricky it's your virginity snapping.
Fidgety loves this idea and knows her husband-to-be will fall for it. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. Fidgety gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing for the evening and climbs into bed. Things begin to progress, and just at THAT moment she snaps the elastic band.
Tricky yells, "What the hell was that?"
Fidgety explains, "That was my virginity snapping."
Tricky replies...."Well snap it again, it's got my ba**s!!"
(sorry 'Tricky' - it's payback time again)
2007-03-28 10:39:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! Good one.!
Revenge is yours and well deserved :)
Doesnt mean i'm gonna stop though. Hehe !x
2007-03-28 11:35:51 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2007-03-28 11:21:42 · answer #2 · answered by Shopping Gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-05 09:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO 10/10
2007-03-28 10:48:10 · answer #4 · answered by ubermeisterscottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm in pain just thinking about this one. Good one.
2007-03-28 10:45:01 · answer #5 · answered by oldtimer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, I could see doing that to a guy! Just for fun.
2007-03-28 11:45:01 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so i'm confused.. now u and tricky r gona get married?
2007-03-28 12:00:00 · answer #7 · answered by ilovetennis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol
2007-03-28 10:42:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one,
yeah payback time, he called you an old woman,
knock him out
xxx
2007-03-28 10:44:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL....that's great 10/10
2007-03-28 10:46:02 · answer #10 · answered by ntemp01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋