If i win i promise i'll become a Christian ( for a day )
2007-03-28 10:38:52 · 28 answers · asked by Apeman 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Consider it done my chimp friend!
2007-03-28 10:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh great Flying Spaghetti Monster, may your noodley appendages work their way into the lottery computers and ensure that this unbeliever is not rewarded with the grand prize. He has profaned thy sacred pasta with the threat to leave your plate and take up christianity. For this he must suffer.
Amen
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OK, it's on. Let's see if those christians can beat out the FSM in a one on one cage match. If you don't win the lottery, I expect some christian conversions to toot sweet (or tout de suite for any French catholics out there).
2007-03-28 17:44:28 · answer #2 · answered by Dave P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. I don;t believe in the lottery, you never win. Plus I don't even know you and you say "If i win i promise i'll become a Christian ( for a day )". NO WAY. :)
2007-03-28 17:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by steph3494 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GOD already gave you things worth much more than the lottery. He gave you your life. He gave you your eyes. He gave you your arms and legs. He gave you the ability to feel pleasure. He gave you everyone you love. Everything good comes from GOD.
If you want to be ungrateful to GOD that's up to you.
The best gift GOD gave you was the precious life of His only Son, Jesus Christ.
Make a mockery of that at your own peril.
There is a lake where the worm never dies and the fire never goes out.
2007-03-28 17:50:09 · answer #4 · answered by Hawk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pray for you regardless, when you don't even know it.
I pray that all people make it home from their destination safely.
I pray for the people who's cars are surronded by medical personnel as I drive home from work.
I pray for the state of our United States and the affairs of the world.
The Word of God says Isn't there someone who can stand in
the gap?
2007-03-28 17:50:41 · answer #5 · answered by scooter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a sin to make a promise. You just lost the lottery.
2007-03-28 17:42:06 · answer #6 · answered by Wrath Warbone 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Become a christian because you love God, I will pray for a financial blessing to come to you right away.
2007-03-28 17:42:10 · answer #7 · answered by HA! HA! HA! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can, but bear in mind that it prayer isn't a magic spell. Frequently the answer to a prayer is 'no'
Haha! it would be funny though, if you did win. How big of a 'holeee sh*t, what have I gotten myself into' situation would that be?
2007-03-28 17:53:12 · answer #8 · answered by LX V 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do u mix religion with silly stuff like lottery?, they so don't match! stable religion should be more important then lottery... I dont think that God is happy to see that u say something like that, u will only be successful when u do good deeds because God will feel that you deserve it so therefore He will bless u with wealthy stuff!
2007-03-28 17:42:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes I will pray for you when is the lottery?
2007-03-28 17:44:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard the Japanese have a proverb: "The gods only laugh when men pray for money." Smart, those Japanese.
2007-03-28 17:43:35 · answer #11 · answered by Amalthea 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋