An old woman called Fidgety saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.
For the first wish, Fidgety asked to become young and beautiful.
Poof! She became young and beautiful.
For the second wish, Fidgety asked to be richest woman in the world.
Poof! She was the richest woman in the world.
For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth (Tricky). After all, he had been her best friend for so many years.
Poof! The Fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth (Tricky).
The old lady and the Fairy said their goodbyes.
After the Fairy left, the handsome man (Tricky) strolled over to her and asked, "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"
2007-03-28 10:30:29 · 14 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tricky, after those 39 kids, I'd be glad to have you neutered!!! ha ha ;)
Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the woods when she sees the wolf hiding behind a bush. Playfully she slips behind him and taps him on the shoulder. 'My, what big eyes you have!' she says.
The wolf runs off and hides behind another bush. Little Red Riding Hood follows him and taps him on the shoulder again. 'My, what a big nose you have!' she says.
The wolf yelps and dashes off to hide behind another bush. Little Red Riding Hood sneaks up on him yet again, and again taps him on the shoulder. 'My, what big teeth you have!' she says.
The wolf turns on her and shouts, 'Do you mind? I'm trying to have a cr*p!!'
(ps 'Holly' is having a go at you again! :)
2007-03-28 10:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, where do u get these? and why is evryones name always Fidgety? Is that your name? or maybe your wifes name? or someone you secretly adore? Is it the same woman?
2007-03-28 11:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by ilovetennis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Absolutely hilarious!
2007-03-28 11:09:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol so hilarious you brighten up any day like a flashlight in a pitch-dark forest
2007-03-28 10:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny! why did you keep writing Tricky?
2007-03-28 10:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by Linzi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny cant wait to see the revenge one mind ;-D lol
2007-03-28 10:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by kj 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad lol
2007-03-28 10:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats a good one
2007-03-28 10:34:39 · answer #8 · answered by CHERYL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great thats geat
2007-03-28 11:13:49 · answer #9 · answered by cici c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha goodd one
2007-03-28 10:37:42 · answer #10 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋