jOke...what in hells name happened tae yae?

Question

Angus Broom of glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming "Maggie, cud ya be sewn on a wee button that's come off of me fly, I canny button my trousers?"
"Oh Angus...I've got my hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."
About 5 minute later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs!!
Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose comes Angus.
"My God, what in hells name happened tae ya?" Did you ask her like I told ya?"
"Aye" says Angus..."I asked her to sew on the wee button an she did; everythin was goin fine but when she bent doon to bite the wee thread......Mr MacDonald walked in."

Answer 1

lol
Gives a whole new meaning to 'going to McDonalds for a quick munchy!' :)
By the way, your Scottish accent needs work :)

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Answer 2

A new joke! Very good.
A quick one for you - A scot buys a packet of crisps in the pub. Then he opens the crips and tips them out onto the counter. He calls the barman over and says, "there's no salt."
The barman says, " you what?"
He says, again, "theres no salt!"
The barman says, "Oh! I thought you said there was one short!"

Answer 3

Poor Angus...

Answer 4

Hahahaha!

Answer 5

Scotts smell of cat food and turnip wine no wonder they have ginger hair

Answer 6

O wwoow

Answer 7

omg i love it and so far to me that is newly cool

Answer 8

cute

Answer 9

i get it, but i dont get it. u understand..right?

Answer 10

he he thats a good one......i'll remember that excuse!!!!