Fidgety was lying in bed one night and said to her husband Tricky, "I sure wish I had bigger b**bs."
Tricky responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them three times daily.
Fidgety looked atTricky and said "Toilet paper, what will that do?"
Tricky responded, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your *rse."
2007-03-28 10:21:25 · 22 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tricky, they're a 'bit below the belt tonight' :( but I shall get my own back ;)-
ps. no problem in the boobs department!!! anyway, anything more than a handful is wasted! :)-
A man is in a public toilet, but soon discovers there's no toilet paper. He calls into the next booth, 'Do you have any tissue paper in there?'
'No' came the reply.
'Do you have any newspaper?' asks the man.
'Sorry!' is the reply....
'Okay,' says the man...... 'So could you give me two fivers for a ten?'
2007-03-28 10:59:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice |One, How ab the couple that got on th Orient Express to find that they had been double booked into a doublebedded sleeper, He thought she looked gorgeous, she thought what a pratt, but they agreed to use the compartment for one night they were both mature married adults, so there should be no problem!!!!
Halfway through the night the chap was feeling a bit chilly around the nether regions, sorry to disturb you he said but could you pass me an extra blanket it's a bit chilly over here , she turned over and replied "look we are both married so why don't we act like it " "OK he said getting rather excited" "Get your own F&*^ing blanket" so he turned over and farted
2007-03-28 10:35:01 · answer #2 · answered by Bartholowmewthree 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny - i heard a better version on the queens of comedy dvd.
2007-03-28 10:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and she has got a big *rse lol
2007-03-28 10:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by mini digger driver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like that un funny very funny ta for the chuckle :-)
2007-03-28 10:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by kj 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG SO hilarious
2007-03-28 10:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't work anyway. I tried it on the missus.
2007-03-28 10:31:27 · answer #7 · answered by oldtimer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha rude and funny
2007-03-28 10:25:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol gosh!
2007-03-28 11:10:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-28 11:26:27 · answer #10 · answered by secksie scoob;-) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋