A couple realise that they are spending far more than they earn every week so they decide to go through the bills.
'Look at this!!' says the wife - '£16 a week on blo*dy lager!!' That has to go for starters.'
'What about this then?' says the husband - £25 a week on makeup!!'
'But.....but....I need the makeup to make me look young and attractive for you.' explains the wife.
To which the husband shouts... 'THAT'S WHAT THE F****** LAGER WAS FOR!!!'
2007-03-28 09:45:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I dont need lager to make my missus look attractive thank you, and she doesnt need make up !!!!!
I discovered the advise my mother gave me when i was a wee one was very true !!!
She said "play with it all the time and you'll go blind", which was very true and i haven't been able to see my missus for the past five years !!!! :)
Thats £41 a week staying in the back pocket !
x
2007-03-28 10:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-03-28 09:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by Smleh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it girl good job you really did hit the spot with this one way to go i love i just can not stop laughing at your joke I'm going to have to use this joke one day because i love it somuch and good job once again girl you really did rock this one you made my day.
2007-03-28 10:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats lager?
2007-03-28 09:48:30 · answer #4 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i used the flippin spell checkergreats 10/10 xx
2007-03-28 09:52:42 · answer #5 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats excellent best one yet 12/10
2007-03-28 09:52:28 · answer #6 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one fingers 10/10+
2007-03-28 10:12:29 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-03-28 09:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL - hilarious
2007-03-28 09:52:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh
2007-03-28 09:53:48 · answer #10 · answered by zmanzono 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋