2 cowboys & i were sitting around a campfire talking about who is toughest. the first said he was bit by a rattlesnake, so he in turn bit the head off the rattlesnake & drank its poison. the 2nd said a bull had got loose in his hometown & gorged 8 people to death, so he jumped on the bulls back & broke its neck. i wasnt saying much, just stirring the fire & coals with my peni_...
2007-03-28 09:39:31 · 28 answers · asked by intimadatein 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch - that hurts just reading it
2007-03-28 09:42:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like those cowboys drank a bit too much. Kind of like the fisherman at the party that with every beer he drinks the fish he caught keeps getting 1 foot bigger.
The snake cowboy, sure he probably did get bit, then ran to mommy to kiss it better.
That bull that got loose for the other cowboy, perhaps it was a little baby sheep.
What does it matter? any man that has to brag about how tough he is, is trying to accommodate for a lack of something else.
2007-03-28 16:45:04 · answer #2 · answered by grandstander_girl 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Stirring the coals while standing right? You are the big tough man. Congrats.
2007-04-03 23:05:32 · answer #3 · answered by LanaRene 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The bull breaker is tough and we all can agree on that. As for your pecker, is it an implant with blue steel? If not, it must be wooden which does not conduct heat. I'll have to stick with the bull breaker since John Holmes was not too tough outside the porn movie scenes.
2007-03-28 16:55:45 · answer #4 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Well, that's nothing! I'm the tough guy who started the fire by rubbing my balls together!
2007-04-05 16:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Tough! Funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-03-28 17:24:11 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sorry, not funny for me. Any part of the body would be funny (hand, finger) but peni**, sounds kind of gay, though
2007-04-04 15:45:55 · answer #7 · answered by Edith Avatar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ah, you a'int so tough! After you left, I juggled that coal in my p***y...cat.
How ya like dem apples?!
2007-04-04 10:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by Smurfette 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the cowboys will win every time
2007-04-04 23:47:18 · answer #9 · answered by greenfrogs 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
then i guess i would be the toughest by the way i read this
2007-03-28 16:42:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋