Where do we come from?????

Question

Tell me the funniest, craziest, and most elaborate answer or story and become the winner of 10 points. Let's begin.

JC's answer explains where and how he came to be...too bad its not funny.

Answer 1

Humans came from Lyra and Pleiadees, lived on Mars and Malona, blew up the latter and moved to Earth. Truth is under the right paw of the Great sphinx which was built with the pyramids as a marker for the arrival of later ET's. This is why they are located in the center of all land mass of earth. Underneath is proof of our being engineered w/ teresstrial primates by aliens who lived on Atlantis which is now antartica. Before big comet hit earth antartica was not covered in ice, this is why they say it was swallowed by the sea. The first of the ships landed on our planet approximately 11,000 - 10,000 years ago, our time. The warriors from Mars began the process of bringing his clan back to life. With the use of the DNA material being injected into genetically engineered pre-fertilized egg. The gestation tubes took only 16 months to bring a full grown adult from the fertilized egg. The last 4 months of this process, the memories of the donator of that specific DNA were reinstalled into the individual. There were 14 tubes on board, and it took 137 years for the population to begin self sustaining re-population. The ones born from the ship had an elongated life span, typically 1,500 - 2,000 years. However those born on the planet experienced life spans that grew shorter every generation.

This first ship landed in a lush, fertile area we now call Egypt. The people began to bring back all the knowledge and life styles they had known from the past. The ship was taken and placed in a great vault, and a marker built over it, so that when the other clans arrived they would know where they were.
The pyramids and the sphinx...do I win?

Answer 2

Here is how the modern Charles Darwin would describe it.

In the beginning, when the earth was young, and there was little life on earth. God created a race of ignorant people know as the Paininthenecks. They were always getting in fights with eachother. They needed someone to resolve these problems, so god made the 'lawyer.' The lawyer was specifically designed to be hired for a person to sue another. When the lawyers felt like they were being used, they set prices. Eventually, they became so rich that they started a massive construction project known as Hollywood. God then created movie stars. They were put in cheap movies and reality shows, which made the paininthenecks happy. Everyone was then tired of the lawyers ruling the world, so god made politics. Democrats and Republicans were always starting wars and creating debates just so they had something to do. When the world was on the edge of nuclear war, god made a huge flood of hippies, druggies, and rock bands. God bless those who didn't drown. Finally the world was balanced.

Answer 3

We come from an experiment.
The universe as we know it is just a glass box in a gigantic laboratory room. The beings that built that room are so gigantic that to them we look like microbes. They created our world and can destroy it anytime. They monitor our behavior and affect our lives anytime they like.
They too come from an experiment made by gigantic-gigantic beings...

Answer 4

We come from.. storks.

Ever watch a cartoon?

Yeah, well.

our parents have great wild sex.
The girl becomes pregnant..
Then a stork delivers the baby, and makes him/her all nice and perfect.. and he delivers the baby.

Of course.. so the babies don't get mixed up... they take a number.
And.. well.
Yeah..
poof beautiful little babies.
My story sucks, but I should get 10 points for the effort.

Answer 5

We are the twinkle in yo momma's eye, and the best part ran down yo daddy's leg !!!!!!

Answer 6

we come from....dreams!
a nice calm night sea was sleeping on the earth and deamed of humans....

Answer 7

from yo Mammma!