One day a farmer's donkey fell down in a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do, Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off
2007-03-28 08:40:01 · 24 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Enough of that crap . . . The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your ***, it always comes back to bite you.
2007-03-28 08:40:46 · update #1
cover your A.S.S.
2007-03-28 08:41:50 · update #2
not bad not bad
2007-03-28 08:42:55 · answer #1 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that you were going to tell us about the donkey and the chicken that were walking across a field when the donkey falls down a well. The chicken runs over to the farmers BMW and, after tying one end of a rope to the bumper and the other end to the donkey, she reversed and hauled the donkey out of the well. Some time later they were walking across the field again when the chicken fell down the well. The chicken told the donkey to get the BMW but the donkey just stood there and slowly lowered his male member over the side of the well. The chicken grabbed hold of it and was lifted clear of the well.
The moral of the story being that if you have a large **** then you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!
2007-03-28 10:23:26 · answer #2 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was 8 or 9 years old when i once owned a very old donkey .because it was no use to it's owner .was unable to do the donkey work
so i took it and look after him and ride him anywhere 2 years later he dies ..and broke my heart ..true story !!!
i am glad your donkey survives ... good lesson to know... nice one ..lol
2007-03-28 10:16:10 · answer #3 · answered by JJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it-I like Donkey Shows better
2007-03-28 09:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by lkrhtr70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a sad story chris w have to go get a hankie 10/10 for makin me cry tee hee
2007-03-28 09:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm for the donkey
2007-03-28 08:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by psst..its me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a 3 legged donkey?
2007-03-28 09:13:04 · answer #7 · answered by yanto1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO THATS HOW THE FARMER DIED. I HEARD THE NEWS ABOUT THE DEATH BUT THEY COVERED UP THE CAUSE OF DEATH.
2007-03-28 08:46:40 · answer #8 · answered by Crystal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serves the bu66er right, I enjoyed that.
2007-03-28 08:56:12 · answer #9 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good pmsl 10/10 x
2007-03-28 08:47:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one like three years ago, but its still good i guess.
2007-03-28 08:44:25 · answer #11 · answered by Iwannanewcar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋