Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.
Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a
very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating
call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then
come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set
themselves up on the edge of a clearing, put on their
costume and began to give the moose love call.
Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing
out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was
close enough, the guy in front said, "OK, let’s get out and get him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the
back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"
The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling
grass, but if I were you, I'd brace myself!"
2007-03-28 08:32:19 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well done cowboy i can just see the costume disappear up the guys a s s 10/10
2007-03-28 09:24:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They should have stuck to horses. Ride em Cowboy. 10/10+star.
2007-03-28 08:47:18 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-28 08:41:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take one for the team, up the ***
2007-03-28 08:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha that was very good! 9/10
2007-03-28 10:29:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ride-em cowboy!
2007-03-28 09:18:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good 1
2007-03-28 08:36:29 · answer #7 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats bull
2007-03-28 08:38:32 · answer #8 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kill mi dead u have fi do stand up comedy, good one yute!
2007-03-28 08:37:39 · answer #9 · answered by kamarla_phillips06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-03-28 08:34:52 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋