I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on
it. I said, "Implants?"
I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the
same effect just standing up really fast.
Sign In Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one
flea..."
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery
easier to live with.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport
the terminal?
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too
many of them get elected.
If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals
you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...
now THAT'S a message!!
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the
bowling alley.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am
perfect.
I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones
she's been giving me lately!
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of
consecutive days I've stayed alive.
2007-03-28 08:30:20 · 10 answers · asked by sniffels323 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and 50 for Miss America?
The next time you feel like complaining remember:
Your garbage disposal probably eats better than
thirty percent of the people in this world.
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
2007-03-28 08:30:40 · update #1
Martin, Will and Eddie, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
2007-03-28 08:41:33 · answer #1 · answered by kamarla_phillips06 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I love the political joke one.
Here's another thing that will make you go hmmmm:
Can you cry under water?
2007-03-28 08:38:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude those were great..here's another one.
if practice makes you perfect, but nobody's perfect..then Y practice
2007-03-28 09:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by dhaliwalpunjabi 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I loved them!
Think I'm gonna steal a few of them and tell them to my friends ;)
2007-03-28 08:45:29 · answer #4 · answered by argiman1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
idk how this is a question, but i figured i should respond.
1. ur an idiot cuz these r stupid, but then again the idiots must have the best jokes cuz im laughing my head off. either that or we r all idiots. =D keep 'em coming.
2007-03-28 08:36:48 · answer #5 · answered by Katie C. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmmmm...
2007-03-28 09:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by chasersixtythree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh, hit and miss with this one there buddy.
2007-03-28 08:37:47 · answer #7 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great analogies...........some even befit me !!!! 300 points to you...
2007-03-28 09:26:50 · answer #8 · answered by jc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!
2007-03-28 09:07:42 · answer #9 · answered by just me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Really enjoyed them. Thanks
2007-03-28 08:40:47 · answer #10 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋