You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects
are actually either male or female. Here are some examples :
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
2007-03-28 07:37:45 · 36 answers · asked by Honeybee 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats very clever and funny and im a guy saying this
funny and smart - can I take you out some time? ;)
2007-03-28 08:18:10 · answer #1 · answered by Music fan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories.
2007-03-28 07:50:14 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats brill never thought of things like that before lol
2007-03-28 07:41:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!, LOL, Copied,Pasted and Sent to My Wife...Thanks.
2007-03-28 08:01:43 · answer #4 · answered by TAHOE REALTOR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how true honey bee the photo copiers was the best 10/10+
2007-03-28 09:33:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true. 8/10
2007-03-28 07:41:29 · answer #6 · answered by Breinn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a life.
2007-03-28 08:26:09 · answer #7 · answered by beavis b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..... thanks for sharing......
Isn't that computer would be half male and half female? Because (1) you have to turn it on--as male (2) the language that computer uses is hard to understand--as female.
2007-03-28 08:11:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good list especially the remote control.
2007-03-28 07:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would like to dispute a couple of them, but i can`t, they are so true. Well done +star. xx
2007-03-28 08:42:00 · answer #10 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋