A funny photography Joke!!!!?

Question

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy
father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well,
I'm off now. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, Ma'am," he said, "I've come to.............''

"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been
expecting you."

"Did you know that babies are my specialty?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a
seat."

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living
room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and
me!"

"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six
or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with
that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a port folio of his
baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.

"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the
job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a
good look."

"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

"Yes," the photographer replied, "and, for more than three hours, too."

The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly
concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had
to pack it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your,
um, equipment?"

"It's true, Ma'am, yes. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and
we can get to work right away."

"Tripod?"

"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much
too big to be held in the hand very long."

Mrs. Smith fainted

Answer 1

Priceless!!!!

Answer 2

Two Asian sisters are sent to the photo studio to have their picture taken.
As they are seated, the photographer goes behind the camera and begins to move the ring around the lens.

The younger Asian girl asks her sister, "What is he doing there sister?"

The older sister replys "before he can take the picture with his camera he must first focus."

And the younger sister replys " Oh No! Really? Both of us?

Answer 3

Ha Ha

Answer 4

This really is funny! Too bad it's too long to freakin' remember so I can tell it to some other people!

Answer 5

Lol... Long but cute and funny!

Thanks for the laugh ;)

Answer 6

I hadn't heard this one before.

Answer 7

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Answer 8

Now, I'll be giggling about this all day long!
Oh, well - Others know that I laugh at the slightest inclination. - THANKS!

Answer 9

ROFL nice one

Answer 10

lmao