2007-03-28 06:52:26 · 8 answers · asked by Marmar 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why did mickey mouse break up with minnnie?
because she'd been f***ing goofy
2007-03-28 07:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in Reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin!"
"Not to fret," replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra."
"What's an Irish Viagra, Doctor?"
"That's where you just drop the Viagra into his morning coffee. He won't even taste it," replied the doctor." Give it a try, and call me in a week To let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid, just terrible, doc !"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised me to do and slipped the Viagra into his Morning coffee and it took effect immediately. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With One swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth a flying, ripped me Clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate Love to me right on the tabletop!
T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor.. "Do you mean the sex wasn't any Good?"
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! T'was the best sex I've had in twenty-five years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
2007-03-28 07:15:15 · answer #2 · answered by contrary mary 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hope you're not a blond. Sorry
These three construction men are on a building having lunch. A chinese man, a mexican man and a blond man.
The chinese man opens his lunchbag and sees suchi. He says,
"If i get sushi again i swear i'll jump off this building."
Then the mexican guy opens his bag, he sees an arepa. He says,
"If i get an arepa again, I'm going to jump off this building for sure."
Then the blond man opens his sack, he sees a cheese sandwich.He says,
"Not again, cheese sandwich. I'm going to jump off this building if i get this tomorrow to."
So, the next day comes and they all get the same thing again so they all jump off the building.Dying horrible deaths.
During the funeral the wives are all there crying. The mexican wife says.
"Oh god...sniff sniff. If i could go back i'd cook something different for him."
Then the chinese wife says.
"Yes, if only i knew he was fed up with it." The blond wife says nothing and soon all of them are looking at her. She says,
"What you looking at me for. He makes his own lunch."
2007-03-28 08:28:52 · answer #3 · answered by afia l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 guys, a Japanese, German and a Mexican in a sauna
beeping sounds and the German says oh that is my beeper i have a microchip in my arm.....
they hear a phone ring and the Japanese says hold on that is my phone i have a microchip in my hand.....
and the Mexican thinks gee
and he walks out of room and comes back with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt & the others think what the heck....
and the mexican says oh look i am getting a fax!!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
2007-03-28 07:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by jalalyne 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you get 500 cows in a barn?
Put up a bingo sign.
2007-03-28 06:56:58 · answer #5 · answered by Hermione Granger 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
50 CENT AND CIARA GO OUT
2007-04-01 04:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by hot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man walked in to a bar what did he say???
come one i bet ya know just think really hard.......
got it yet i know u can do it
ok ok ill tell u what he said.......................
OUCH!!!!!!!
2007-03-28 07:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha i can't stop laughing from it
so i can't write now ha ha ha ha
2007-03-28 06:58:49 · answer #8 · answered by Street Boy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋