THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........
WELL, WILL YA LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!
2007-03-28 06:29:32 · 9 answers · asked by Cheerup782 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats funney .Definetly funney !
2007-03-28 07:26:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-03-28 14:14:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats great
2007-03-28 13:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, this is a good one! LOL!!!
2007-03-28 13:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by jewel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! i cant stop laughing. *cough cough* ahem...HA HA HA HA HA!!!
2007-03-29 16:50:54 · answer #5 · answered by musik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...that was funny
2007-03-28 14:24:16 · answer #6 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-03-28 13:34:38 · answer #7 · answered by Dana S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
2007-03-28 13:35:08 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*giggle* :)
2007-03-28 13:32:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋