example: My son wanted to know why the lady was allowed to have her dog in the shop and we couldn't bring ours. (he was referring to a guide dog).
2007-03-28 06:19:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
i was 9 months pregnant and shopping with my firstborn at kohls, while waiting in the checkout he said 'mommy look that women is pregnant too!' - the poor cashier was a little heavy but NOT pregnant.... Opps!
2007-03-28 06:26:17 · answer #1 · answered by Dorrie J 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I took my then 3 year old daughter (who is 10 now) to Wal-Mart to do some Christmas shopping. Right when you walk in the customer service desk is right there and they have all these Santas in boxes. You know the kind that you put on display in your house? Well, she wanted one so she very loudly said "I want a Santa... but I don't want one of those chocolate ones!" I thought I would die.
I have another but it's what he did, not what he said. My son (when he was 2) had an accident in Wal-Mart and I sent my oldest daughter to change him in the rest room. When she brought him back, all he had on was his diaper. I turned to a clearance rack to pick up a shirt to quickly purchase and I heard laughter behind me. I turned around to find my son had removed his diaper and was wiggling himself at people as they walked by. I quickly grabbed him to put his diaper back on and he got loose and took off running. To make a long story short, it took me over 5 minutes of chasing (with him butt-naked) to finally catch him. By this time, we had an audience. I am putting on his diaper and shirt and look up...he is waving to his audience. Needless to say it was a long time before I showed my face in there again.
2007-03-28 13:49:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My daughter is three and we just found out that we were having another baby. We were at a restaurant eating and my daughter was looking at the people at another table and she told them that she had a baby in her belly. I told her no she does not have a baby in her belly her mommy has a baby in her belly. At least the people at the table just laughed at her and went one.
2007-03-28 13:40:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter first word was "WHO DAT". So while shopping in Wal-Mart a older lady came up and greeted my daughter, she looked up at me and then back to the lady and pointed her finger and said......
WHO DAT MOMMY!!!!
2007-03-30 11:04:37 · answer #4 · answered by BRIGHT_1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were in line at the grocery store and my son (age 3) told me that he needed to go to the bathroom. I told him to wait just a few minutes until we were done paying for our groceries, to which he LOUDLY replied "But Mom, my penis is full of pee NOW!"
2007-03-28 13:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by Heather Y 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
my daughter is potty training and dumped water everywhere so i took her dress off and told her we needed to go to the bathroom to change her diaper and she just took it off right there
i was in a bar/grill place that i'm a regular at
i was with my family and friends
everybody just laughed their butts off and there are now pictures of cait's bare butt on the wall at the resturaunt (they asked permission)
they are mixed in with a bunch of other pictures of party's and trivia nights (that's what i do) and such
2007-03-29 02:43:41 · answer #6 · answered by squeaker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my little brother who was 2 at the time ran around our house butnaked- top to bottom while we had guests over- they left not long after.
2007-03-28 15:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by ***clumsy clam*** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine was bottle feeding her baby and my son said, " My mommy used her bewbees to feed me", I almost died. I told him I breast fed him, OMG.
2007-03-28 14:22:43 · answer #8 · answered by lost2day 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my daughter is 5 and whenever we go somewhere, alot of people or not and there is a funky smell she will loudly say "who farted?"
2007-03-28 15:22:35 · answer #9 · answered by Yaz_Daz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋