none.
they'll just wait in the dark for God to change it.
lol
( i made that up!)
2007-03-28 05:18:39 · 4 answers · asked by AVATARD 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you got a lil chuckle outta me today!
2007-03-28 05:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They'll just wait in the dark until the light bulb evolves into a chandelier.
I made that one up, too.
Edit:
Hot Carl, *some* people might catch the ironic humor in a person waiting for an inanimate object to evolve into anything. And then again, there are apparently some atheists think it's funny to laugh at Christians but can't take a joke when it's turned around and aimed at them.
I always did suspect that a lot of you are just as hypocritical and humorless as the Christians you love to accuse of those faults.
2007-03-28 05:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
or who cares, the end is near
Wolfeblayde:
yours isn't as good since light bulbs don't have self replicating DNA or RNA and even if they did when the light bulb evolved into the chandelier the bulb would still be burnt out
2007-03-28 05:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your name fits.
2007-03-28 05:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋