I'm sick of all the damn Canadian geese coming and eating American Geese' food. They come for the winter, eat up all the good grass, leaving none for our geese. I'm sick of it. We need to start shooting them at the border. If you love America, you'll be at the Canadian border next winter with your shotguns.
2007-03-28 05:15:07 · 19 answers · asked by TheMadLith 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Hey, we like Canadians, and we like their geese also. I do see your parallel in the behavior patterns between the Geese and illegals, what with pooping everywhere and chasing off the indigenous species.
Everyone who has been raped by a Canadian Goose raise your hand; hm, nobody.
Everyone who has been robbed by a Canadian Goose raise your hand; hm, nobody.
Everyone who knows a friend or loved one murdered by a Canadian Goose raise your hand; hm, nobody.
Everyone who has had their neighborhood destroyed by a Canadian Goose raise your hand; hm, nobody.
Everyone who has been ran into by a Canadian Goose that was driving a stolen vehicle or with no insurance raise your hand; hm, nobody.
Everyone who has been negatively effected in the way they live and feed their family by a Canadian Goose raise your hand; hm, nobody.
Guess the pooping on everything is the only parallel. I don't understand the relevance of your question.
2007-03-28 05:31:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 6⤋
I love the geese. Some of the last wildlife I actually get to see that hasn't been run off from all the construction. I was extreemly upset to find out they were having an "egg hunt" here to destroy the eggs in order to start decreasing the population. I'd rather they pick on the crows. They're mean and run off the other birds and they poop on my car, pick at my tomatoes and don't sing pretty.
2007-03-28 05:49:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah, but Canadian geese are doing jobs that American geese don't want to do. Have you ever seen little statues of American geese in Americans' front yards? Hmmmmm? Where would we be in decorating our yards without Canadian geese? It could collapse the yard decoration industry.
2007-03-28 05:21:42 · answer #3 · answered by kathy_is_a_nurse 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
damn geese! they come here and (litterally) treat the US like it's their personal toilet!
Since I live in MN, I'm going to gather some men-folk this fall and go up north where we will vigilantly stand watch and wait for those darned geese to cross the border and we'll shoot 'em! They're pretty tasty.
Geez, Jessica4... it sucks that you let your own racism/xenophobia blind you so much that you can't even take a joke... good grief.
2007-03-28 05:30:15 · answer #4 · answered by Tiff 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Where I live, they have started to breed with the local geese. No one is sure if the off spring will fly or not, since domestic geese do not fly. Has any one checked for passports?
2007-03-28 05:23:53 · answer #5 · answered by Deborah H 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha... LOL! this is the best question i've heard today. Those darn geese next thing u know they're gonna be boycotting the feed and taking other birds' jobs! what is the Bush administration doing to this country....
2007-03-28 06:30:00 · answer #6 · answered by ladiB812 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
We don't ALLOW them in!! They sneak in. But at least the geese have enough SENSE to know when they are NOT wanted, so they leave!!!
2007-03-28 06:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by NONAME 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As a chinese immigrant I would like to make Peking ducks out of those fat geese
2007-03-28 05:22:17 · answer #8 · answered by 結縁 Heemei 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
SHOOT Canadian ILLEGAL geese now!!! They are leeches and they do nothing but sit around in my yard all day! We are getting the bird flu because of them! The minutegeese will get 'em!
Hahaha...My IQ just went down a few points!
2007-03-28 05:20:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Ha, ha, ha.... There're some in my yard right now. Honest. Oh, and they prefer to be called Canada geese.
2007-03-28 05:19:53 · answer #10 · answered by steddy voter 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋