Or any other jokes please my daughter is making a joke book for her teacher.
So please let them have no swearing in my daugther don't want to have detention for the rest of her literacy and she loves literacy
2007-03-28 05:05:53 · 15 answers · asked by Because I Said So 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
knock knock jokes coming up,
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry, its only a joke!
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something!
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Heaven
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold outside!
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita tissue....ah-choo! Too late!
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Honeycomb
Honeycomb Who?
Honeycomb your hair!
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for dinner!
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play?
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur more cookies in the jar?
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Honey Bee
Honey Bee who?
Honey, bee a dear and get me a soda.
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
No they don't, they MOO!
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom on, you know who I am!
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
A boy who can't reach the doorbell!!!!
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of here!
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How is it ????????
2007-03-28 06:11:55 · answer #1 · answered by King of Hearts 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock......Who's there? Little Ole Lady.......Little Ole Lady Who?.....Gee I did not know you could yodel.
Knock Knock.....Who's there? Ayatollah......Ayatollah Who?
Ayatollah you don't lock dat door no mo'.
Knock Knock Who's there? Archie......Archie who? Archie tired of these stupid Knock Knock jokes
Wanna hear a "real" dirty joke?
A little boy fell in a mud puddle.
Where does 11 + 2 = 1?
On the face of the clock. 11AM plus 2 hours = 1PM
In the Old Testament who was the most famous female entrepreneur?
It was Pharoah's daughter. She went down to the river =and came back with a little Prophet.
2007-03-28 12:22:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ted 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Knock Knock
Who'se there?
SAm and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
(sing) Sam and Janet evening.
2007-03-28 19:11:45 · answer #3 · answered by bri 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure there are any 'good' knock knock jokes, but here's one anyway...
knock knock - who's there - boo - boo who - no need to cry it's only a joke
2007-03-28 12:10:55 · answer #4 · answered by tanya800 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cows
Cows who?
No they don't, they moo!
Knock, knock!
who's there?
Albert
Albert who?
Albert you don't know who it is!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Twit2
Twit2 who?
You sound like an owl!
Knock, knock!
who's there?
Duey
Duey who?
Duey have to keep telling me Knock, knock jokes???
I also read this interesting book recently,
Dirty Hair, by Dan Druff.
2007-03-28 14:23:14 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!
2007-03-28 12:14:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie boy knocked on yer door and ran away! HAha!
2007-03-28 12:08:48 · answer #7 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is my fave and has been for years - probably since I was your daughter's age:
Knock Knock
Who's There
Nicholas
Nicholas Who?
Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees (Knickerless)
2007-03-28 13:10:49 · answer #8 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there
doctor
doctor who
thats it, doctor who
2007-03-28 12:49:31 · answer #9 · answered by styce 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Inter....
MOO!
(you interrupt them with a Moo while they're speaking)
2007-03-28 14:38:08 · answer #10 · answered by kangaroo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I go away?
2007-03-28 12:28:27 · answer #11 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋