A traveling salesman has been driving all night. Exhausted, he pulls over to the side of the road in order to get some sleep. Just minutes after he is able to fall asleep, he is awakened by a jogger tapping on his window.
"Do you know what time it is?" the jogger asks.
Fumbling for his watch, the salesman mutters, "It's 9:00 AM." The jogger thanks him and runs off.
Again, just as he has fallen asleep, another jogger wakes him and asks him the time.
"It's 9:30 AM," mutters the salesman after fumbling around for his watch.
Realizing that he may not get any sleep, the salesman has a bright idea. He writes on a peice of paper, "I DON"T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!" and puts it in his window. Satisfied with himself, the salesman again tries to go back to sleep.
Again, just as he falls asleep, a jogger knocks on his window. The salesman looks up, and the jogger, pointing to his watch says, "It's 10:00 AM."
2007-03-28 05:03:31 · 28 answers · asked by helloeveryone 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked it. Very cute and something I will share with others. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-28 05:07:20 · answer #1 · answered by Patty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2007-03-28 12:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a lousy salesman, should have sold the guy his watch!
Anyway, I liked it, thank you for sharing it with the world.
2007-03-28 12:26:12 · answer #3 · answered by dude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor salesman! I like it.
2007-03-28 12:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by 嘉_Venitia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Its really long and builds your hope up that something really funny is going to happen. But its just one big let down.
2007-03-28 12:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by Bex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, 10/10
2007-03-28 12:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by itsthewill 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok. 5/10
2007-03-28 12:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by zoogrl2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To long
2007-03-28 12:05:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah, funny lol, 10/10
2007-03-28 12:13:56 · answer #9 · answered by jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
salesman always have bad luck.
2007-03-28 12:08:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny because it reminds me of something I would do.
2007-03-28 12:18:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋