'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,
The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan.
Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees,
He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas.
He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and shatter,
But all that he's done is just make us madder.
We haven't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
And we'll kick your ***, with one heavy boot.
And yes we remember the USS Cole,
And the lives of our sailors that you b----rds stole.
You think you can rule us and cause us to fear,
You'll soon get the answer if you live to hear.
And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
And he ain't forgotten the sound of our bombs.
You think that those mountains are somewhere to hide,
They'll go down in history as the place where you died
2007-03-28 04:39:09 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Remember Khadhafi and his line of death?
He came very close, to his final breath.
So come out and prove it, that you are a man,
Cause our boys are coming and they have a plan.
They are our Fathers and they are our Sons,
And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.
They would have stayed home, with Children and Wives,
Till you bastards came here and took all these Lives.
Osama I wrote this especially for you,
For air mail delivery by B-52.
You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,
Old Glory is coming, attached to a missile.
I won't be sorry to see your cowardly *** go,
It's Red, White, and Blue that's running this show!
2007-03-28 04:40:13 · update #1
very poetic, some might say politically incorrect, but scr*w em were all entitled to free speech.
2007-03-28 05:40:30 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The words are quite good, but it sounds more like a poem going for a political satire edge than something that is trying to be amusing. It's good, but it's not funny - sorry!
2007-03-28 04:43:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Its funnier than the obituaries of the people who died. But not as funny as hitting my toe with a rock.
I do appreciate it though.
2007-03-28 04:48:01 · answer #3 · answered by Chris S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny on the aspect that it is war propaganda, i have been getting into the conspiracy theories...seems there is less & less concentration on who we need to defend ourselves from & more & more on how many countries & people we are going to liberate & save, funny thing is...we cant even take care of ourselves...i do find what u posted as patriotic & moving.
2007-03-28 04:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by intimadatein 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a poet this lot dont know it your the best forget the rest
i liked it 9/10
2007-03-28 11:19:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very patriotic. I like it.
I wouldnt say it was funny though, more of an interesting poem.
2007-03-28 05:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by Bex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever heard "Osama got run over by a reindeer"? If you like this you'll like the song.
2007-03-28 04:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by 29 characters to work with...... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny and far too blinking long.
Well the first few lines weren't funny, couldn't be bothered to read the rest
2007-03-28 05:51:03 · answer #8 · answered by emma 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Amusing- but is it a song, a joke or a ballade (poem)?
2007-03-28 04:42:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More patriotic than funny, but good one
2007-03-28 04:46:01 · answer #10 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋